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Song Parodies -> "Some Phago-bit Things"

Original Song Title:

"My Favorite Things"

Original Performer:

Julie Andrews

Parody Song Title:

"Some Phago-bit Things"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

phago-: combing form meaning eating or devouring.
Aphids glom roses and knits stick on kitten. . .
Bite off the petals, and wool-wrangler's bitten.
Tapeworms taste tomatoes, curled up like strings.
These are just a few of phago-bit things.

Deer flies chomp ponies, head lice nosh on noodles.
Hicks yell as ticks swell,
Mange masticates poodles.
Wild geese have lice crews chewing on their wings.
These are just a few of phago-bit things.

Crack-snacking crabs crammed in crannies and gashes.
Maggots that gorge on gangrene and green hashes.
Silverfish nibble trilogy of "Ring"s.
These are just a few of phago-bit things

Fleas take dog bites,
Mites bite bees' wings,
Lice like biting nads.
If shrivelly member gets phago-bit things.
They'll make you feel fighting mad.

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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 4   0
 5   9

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Red Ant - June 16, 2006 - Report this comment
I thought TOS was a bit longer than this... anyway, great stuff here John, TMPOTM (too many parasitic organisms to mention), and belated congratulations on 1300 parodies.
Adagio - June 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Very itchy parody. : ) 5's
Lionel Mertens - June 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Fives for you hive
alvin rhodes - June 16, 2006 - Report this comment
think i'll skip lunch today
AFW - June 16, 2006 - Report this comment
I see we sort of connected on the bug parade, today, John...but, yours has much more variety...5's
John Barry - June 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Red And, Adagio, Lionel, Alvin, AFW.
Rick C - June 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice one Mr. Barry ! 555 :-)
Whiskered Rooster - June 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Ahhh, so I suppose that means you don't object to nit-picking? Well, too bad for you, there's no nit to pick today. I vote 555
PMS - June 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Scratching up some 5s for you
Johnny D - June 20, 2006 - Report this comment
JB, master of syllable-matching, strikes again! 5s!

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