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Song Parodies -> "Noses Are Bled When Punched"

Original Song Title:

"Roses Are Red, My Love"

Original Performer:

Bobby Vinton

Parody Song Title:

"Noses Are Bled When Punched"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Sequel to "Nose Wiped on My Wet Glove."
Noses are bled when punched. . .
Ow, ow, ow, ow!

A long rhin took a blow,
For grab-mucation splay.
Keep from that nasal nook,
Fingers away.

Noses are bled when punched,
Violently blew.
Boogers released, a bunch,
Don't eat them I tell you.

You ate them--that's not cool,
And when back up they came,
They filled your buccal nook,
Now, aren't you shamed?


Your finger's still way far
Up in the rheumy room.
You should know better--here's
Another shnoz thwack: BOOM!


Is that some dribble curled
Around the slots that blew?
I guess it stuck on tight
When the boogs flew.


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