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Song Parodies -> "I Hate How You Glove Me"

Original Song Title:

"I Love How You Love Me"

Original Performer:

Bobby Vinton

Parody Song Title:

"I Hate How You Glove Me"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

You won't let my thighs close, whenever you grip me.
And when you start to probe, it feels like you'll rip me.
To say the least, you do not treat me tenderly.
But, doctor, most of all, I hate how you glove me
(Hate how you glove me).

I hold the table's edge until knuckles turn blue
I hate how you finger me'wriggle my prostate, too.
Your latex touch is anything but heavenly.
And next you'll probe my balls, I hate how you glove me
(Hate how you glove me).

[Repeat verse 1]

I hate how you glove me
(Hate how you glove me).
I hate how you squeeze me'displeases me
(Hate how you glove me).
I hate how you glove me!

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 3.3
Overall Rating: 3.3

Total Votes: 6

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Royce Miller - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
this is a good twist on the original, about 360 degrees!
2Eagle - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
You must hate the original song as much as I do. Sometimes I come up with parodies to songs I hate. - 555

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