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Song Parodies -> "Girl Just Wants Her Own Gun"

Original Song Title:

"Girls Just Want to Have Fun"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cyndi Lauper

Parody Song Title:

"Girl Just Wants Her Own Gun"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I'll get boned, get my moorings right.
A mother role ain't mine; I'm resolvin' my plight:
I'm gonna go get me a gonadal gun.
This girl just wants to have one
This girl just wants her own gun.

A faux spur in the middle: my delight.
A father I can't be, but I won't be a wife.
Dads produced spermatozoa by the ton. . .
This girl just wants her own gun.
Born girl, I wish I were. . .

Not a dear daughter but
A son.
When the doc's working is done,
Girl I'll be, with a gun,
A girl, but don't call me "hon."

Some boys make a beautiful girl,
The hide torn away from which are wrest pearls.
I want that wrenched-off gun; then wench, I'm not one.
This girl just wants her own gun,
This girl just wants to have. . .

And balls she really wants
With gun,
When the mock-jerk thing is hung,
Girl I'll be, with a gun.
They'll say, "Annie got her gun."

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Stan Hall - March 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Nice job with a hard, herky-jerky tune. :-)
alvin - March 07, 2008 - Report this comment
boy, you sure turned this song around 180 degrees....too funny
littleCupCakes - March 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Send her to a ranch to learn the "ropes"!
Jason - March 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Very good! The title was worth 5 points alone!
Johnny D - March 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Walthur Pee-Pee K
Phil Alexander - March 07, 2008 - Report this comment
That'd be a hand-gun, presumably? Not what I was expecting at all.. beatifully done, JB
Peregrin - March 07, 2008 - Report this comment
JAB, your propensity for strange thinking is at the fore :)
Guy - March 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Ha - Gives a whole new meaning to gung ho. You is whacked sir John but that's a good thing. Very amusing and well done. Hey you are about 3 off the 2K mark. Have something special comin' up for P2K?

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