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Song Parodies -> "Sow Prong"

Original Song Title:

"How Long?"

Original Performer:

Ace

Parody Song Title:

"Sow Prong"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Sow Prong—although I know it’s wrong.
Sow--long have I been going wrong.

So I’ve yen for some porcine diversion;
I admit, it’s of them that I dream.
I intend then to make an excursion
To the pen, where I’ll bend with the team
Of fine swine; in with them I’ll be blending;
I will not be mending my ways.
Penitent I should be and amending. . .
What I do in vegas*—there it stays.

Sow Prong—they all tell me it’s wrong.
Sow Prong—they all yell, “Cease! It’s wrong!”

Well I’ve yen for some porcine perversion;
I admit, some would say it ain’t seem-
ly to perform that for which aversion
They have got—that’s to rut with a team
Of kine?! Swine!! It’s not fine to be spending
So much time behind them this way.
I ain’t no use for ewes; it’s the pen thing
That is hammin’ to me every day.

Ham sow—wrong it is to go and prong,
How wrong it is to go and prong.
Sow prong--
How long has this been going on?
Cow prong? For this, no growing schlong.
Cow prong I nix for stowing schlong.
Sow prong.
Cowled prong--nix bris, got Goyem dong.


*meadows




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Timmy1000 - June 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Must be that kind of day - seeing this one after Leo's "Jugs Bare" song. Very strange but great parody.
Mark Scotti - June 18, 2009 - Report this comment
LOL for the "makin' bacon"...
Andy Primus - June 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Funny parody, great song
alvin - June 18, 2009 - Report this comment
twisted as a pig's tail...my fave of the day
John Barry - June 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Timmy, Mark, Andy, Alvin.
Leo Keough - June 21, 2009 - Report this comment
I guess the grass always looks greener on the other side of the barn...555!!!
MadameDeRanged - June 22, 2009 - Report this comment
It's a strange,strange world 'you' dwell in, Captain Jack . . . No hard feelings if I, roll out of the sack . . . You're a mighty strange dude, and I'll yes, 'tank you' CaptainJack ! ! !

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