-> "Sow Prong"
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Sow Prong—although I know it’s wrong.
Sow--long have I been going wrong.
So I’ve yen for some porcine diversion;
I admit, it’s of them that I dream.
I intend then to make an excursion
To the pen, where I’ll bend with the team
Of fine swine; in with them I’ll be blending;
I will not be mending my ways.
Penitent I should be and amending. . .
What I do in vegas*—there it stays.
Sow Prong—they all tell me it’s wrong.
Sow Prong—they all yell, “Cease! It’s wrong!”
Well I’ve yen for some porcine perversion;
I admit, some would say it ain’t seem-
ly to perform that for which aversion
They have got—that’s to rut with a team
Of kine?! Swine!! It’s not fine to be spending
So much time behind them this way.
I ain’t no use for ewes; it’s the pen thing
That is hammin’ to me every day.
Ham sow—wrong it is to go and prong,
How wrong it is to go and prong.
How long has this been going on?
Cow prong? For this, no growing schlong.
Cow prong I nix for stowing schlong.
Cowled prong--nix bris, got Goyem dong.
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