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"Ax Chants"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Ax Chants

Kome, scroo, pea, hoar

I'm peeved at dot-Comstockery,
Because it is arbitrary.

Why do they ax chants?
The policy lacks plan.

Four-letter words carefully palled
In stars and diacriticals.

Why do they ax chants?
The policy lacks plan.

Can one drive a carnal
Track in heat?

Can one try a sl*t
With s*ck secrete?

Can one make through c*ck,
With one delete?

Something wet that's p*led
With ax of me*t?

Do they ax for letters of four?
(Axed chants—its capricious.)

They must have got Will Hays on board.
(Axed chants—mere caprice.)

Why do they ax chants?
The policy lacks plan.

So is sly nad vice worth a try?
Who cares? It's a toss of the dice.

Why do they ax chants?
The policy lacks plan.

Perhaps one should work phonetically.

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Pacing: 3.0
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Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 2

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Johnny D - July 16, 2004 - Report this comment
But the art of evasion, double-entendre, and innuendo makes it all so much more fun, doesn't it?
John Barry - July 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Yes indeed!

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