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Song Parodies -> "Little Jack Horner"

Original Song Title:

"Down on the Corner"

Original Performer:

Creedence Clearwater Revival

Parody Song Title:

"Little Jack Horner"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Oily in the evenin', just about tuppin' time,
Down at the Horner house, Jack would like to unwind.
Jack's off in the corner, tryin' to bring it up.
Willie envisions horned pout and bloats up like a carp.

Little Jack Horner, keepin' the beat.
Willie on this porkboy is swayin'
Needs a nickel for a treat.

Sister's mitt is washed, but she keeps it from makin' him smile.
Miffed, he thumps his smut place and solos for a while.
Porkboy bangs the rhythm, thinkin' of galamourcoup.
Willie goes in for her pants; she tells him, "No can do!"


"You can't use your pickle!" she lays the law down.
"But if you've got a nickel, I will nibble till I drown."
From Little Jack Horner comes a happy noise.
He smashes his piggy bank, then he's a gaggin' boy.

Down where it's warmer, past where she eats,
Willie of this pourboy is spraying
Not a trickle; she's replete.

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Pacing: 3.5
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Overall Rating: 3.5

Total Votes: 6

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2nz - December 18, 2004 - Report this comment
"Dirty in the mornin', Barry just gots'ta rhyme"
Very punny Barry. My highlights were: "Jack's off in the corner" and "Down where it's warmer"
John Barry - December 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, 2nz.
alvin rhodes - December 18, 2004 - Report this comment
delightfully goofy...5s
Stuart McArthur - December 18, 2004 - Report this comment
I've started compling a whole new dictionary from these parodies John, and "pickle" is today's new inclusion - 555
Michael Pacholek - December 21, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't know about this, but I gotta, uh, hand it to ya for sneaking it past the blue pencil. (Censors used to use blue pencils to scratch out script lines they didn't like. "Blue pencil" isn't slang for anything else.)

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