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Song Parodies -> "Silica-OleaginousSexOnBeachSoGrossIs"

Original Song Title:

"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"

Original Performer:

Mary Poppins soundtrack

Parody Song Title:

"Silica-OleaginousSexOnBeachSoGrossIs"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I added a parenthetical line just before the final chorus to set it up.
Sun hindrance dribbles, dribbles, slickened on thighs,
Sun hindrance sticky, sticky: silica thighs.

Sticks. . .
Silica-OleaginousSexOnBeachSoGrossIs,
We are getting sand and sunblock
Crammed in crannies, noses.
Grits and greases mix in creases
Between exposed toeses.

Silica-OleaginousSexOnBeachSoGrossIs,
Sun hindrance dribbles, dribbles, slickened on thighs,
Sun hindrance sticky, sticky: silica thighs.

We're getting it on, on the beach,
Lover-wetters in the sand.
I can't expand her wanton breach,
With sand on hand and gland.
I thought into my ear she'd purred
Purple passionate prose,
But it turns out that I had heard
Silica-oxide flows. Gross!

Silica-OleaginousSexOnBeachSoGrossIs,
We are getting sand and sunblock
Crammed in crannies, noses.
Grits and greases mix in creases
Between exposed toeses.

Silica-OleaginousSexOnBeachSoGrossIs,
Sun hindrance dribbles, dribbles, slickened on thighs,
Sun hindrance sticky, sticky: silica thighs.

I had slathered me and my girl
With salvy emollient
To salvage us from searing sun;
We'd slavered, ebullient.

The goop's like marinara
(Good word choice, 'cause we're near sea).
It grabs sand like hung tongues touched to
Tungsten at minus 3. . .

Silica-OleaginousSexOnBeachSoGrossIs,
We're getting this bad admixture
Up our cans; my hose is
So sandy her hand unsqueezes,
After it encloses.

Silica-OleaginousSexOnBeachSoGrossIs,
Sun hindrance dribbles, dribbles, slickened on thighs,
Sun hindrance sticky, sticky: silica thighs.

. . .It's then tough to retract that tongue;
Some skin may flay away.
Likewise gritty slurry
That's in each orificial bay.

Like gesso in our hair wooly;
On genitalia, rife.
And what's worse for me and my girl:
On this strand strolls my wife.
(With the love of her life.)

She
ShrillyCantsHolierThanUs"SexWithBitchSoGrossIs!" (4x)


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alvin rhodes - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
sex on the beach was never SOOOOO romantic....
Paree Dee - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Never again will a stroll on the beach be the same...
AFW - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
You have an amazing vocabulary...you're like a walking dictionary ..very trick, and funny
John Barry - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin, PD, AFW--I'm a lexicographer wannabe, I guess.
Larry Hensley - March 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Very interesting, funny ending

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