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Song Parodies -> "I Steal Ditties"

Original Song Title:

"I Feel Pretty"

Original Performer:

West Side Story soundtrack

Parody Song Title:

"I Steal Ditties"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I steal ditties,
loads of ditties;
I am pretty shifty on some sites.
Not too witty
are they not to stop song parasites.

I steal, harming
sites, song-farming.
Some alarming. . .disarming my zeal
to steal ditties
and depart from tune-thieving’s appeal.

It’s a ditties World Wide Web waits out there,
so attractive for felony.

Such a ditties place,
security mess.
I have ditties guile,
plunder-ditties me.

So I’m bumming
songs with dancing,
romancing; employed
I am not,
but my grifty skills are deployed.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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Old Man Ribber - March 07, 2013 - Report this comment
JAB - As my music composition professor always said..."Steal Only The Best!". ;D

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