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Song Parodies -> "Wolfin’ Moon Mountin’"

Original Song Title:

"Wolverton Mountain"

Original Performer:

Claude King

Parody Song Title:

"Wolfin’ Moon Mountin’"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

They say don’t go, when wolfin’ moon’s mountin’,
Out for strolling late at night.
They rip and glower; have no pity on daughters.
They’re mighty nasty and don’t gum, but they bite!

Their wretched lips will eat dads and mommies;
When wolfin’ moon’s mountin’, you’d best beware.
They bare their teeth with ripping power;
You’re in danger if you’re out there.

All come to grief when wolfin’ moon’s mountin’;
It’s wanton slaughter, walking at night.
So, don’t take chances when bright orb’s mountin’
And trip through bowers with no daylight.

They clench and grip to eat dads and mommies;
When wolfin’ moon’s mountin’, you’re in their lair.
They bare their teeth with ripping power;
You’re in danger if you’re out there.

They’re going to sup when wolfin’ moon’s mountin’;
You’ll hear bones crunch. . .that all she wrote.
Into the night—you shouldn’t oughta—
You’ll be lunch, an entrecôte.

They rend and rip; much sweeter are mummies;
When wolfin’ moon’s mountin’, you are their fare.
They bare their teeth, these slitting chowers
You’re in danger if you’re out there.

You’re warned: beware, they’ve ripping power,
And they ain’t nice when hunger’s mountin’.
One of ’em ate the girl I loved:
She was so fair—a little flower.
Don’t go at night time when the moon’s mountin’
Or you will be a gruesome guy’s grub.
You don’t care—you trip through bowers
And you become a lunar lunch. . . .

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Old Man Ribber - April 21, 2011 - Report this comment
JAB - If Lawrence Talbott studied ceramics during a full moon, would he be a Hairy Potter? Bad joke, good parody! ;D
AFW - April 21, 2011 - Report this comment
Another good title and follow up...very current with "Twilight" series and movie...

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