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Song Parodies -> "Tracks Ma’am"

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Parody Song Title:

"Tracks Ma’am"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Gun shoot, eat boar. Gunned food.

Wench like fellas that you may see. . .
There’s hunts for moose—sliced meat for free.

’cause she’s a tracks ma’am,
Yeah, she can track, man.

Her knife can rend a deer that falls;
She’s manly. . .got a pair o’ balls.

’cause she’s a tracks ma’am
Yeah, yeah, she can track, man.

She can knife a b’ar, an easy feat;
Her sharp knife will slit that mammoth meat.
If she gets too cold, she won’t retreat
Till she can walk off with her bagged treat,
Tracks ma’am.

[slit b’ar solo]

She’s an attack ma’am,
Nerve-won’t-go-slack ma’am.

She’ll whack a feckless feral boar,
Whack ma’am, yeah, she’ll kill ’em
And drag ’em over tundra’s floor.
Gat jammed? . . .rip with teeth!

’cause she’s a whack ma’am,
And she can track, man.

She’ll fire to ice some wolves. . .they’ll die
(Whacks ma’am)
This fare she’d rather shoot from sky
(’ttack plan)

That’s the attack plan:
Sewardess [sic] whack ma’am.

Her wolf jerky is oh so tasty!

Snacks ma’am.

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Christie Marie M - September 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Loved the way you subbed the counting with "Gun shoot, eat boar. Gunned food." Now that's a very savage parody about a savage amazon! Here's 555 Moose Tracks flavored ice creams!
Sarah Palin - September 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Why, thank you for the fine tribute, Mr. Barry! I've had a lot more time for hunting since I told them to take that Governor job and shove it! ... btw, my friend, the turtle, whom I would *never* hunt, says to thank you for the suggestion, and it'll be posted on Thursday. 555
John Barry - September 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Sarah, and I look forward to the Turtle's work.

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