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Song Parodies -> "StudentsCallTheClassArtisticSexyAlicePoses"

Original Song Title:

"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"

Original Performer:

Mary Poppins soundtrack

Parody Song Title:

"StudentsCallTheClassArtisticSexyAlicePoses"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

ABD: All But Dissertation; Jean Anouilh, French dramatist (1910-1987)
Lumbar, ilial, thoracical display,
Lumbar, ilial, thoracical display.

Sit. . .
StudentsCallTheClassArtisticSexyAlicePoses.
They faced onslaught of ennui
Painting vases of roses.
Now prof's face-to-face with stuff-
y cases of bluenoses.

StudentsCallTheClassArtisticSexyAlicePoses.
Lumbar, ilial, thoracical display,
Lumbar, ilial, thoracical display.

As she unzips; some knees get weak;
Most of the lads are glad.
She has an ABD in Greek
Art; Al.'s a college grad.

Slinking from mink; she is unfurred,
The coat goes to her toes.
Some of the male students are stirred
'Cause she's exposed, sans clothes. Whoa!

StudentsCallTheClassArtisticSexyAlicePoses.
This sure beats reading Anouilh!
And lapsing into dozes.
Demented men render ruff
Attended by gents' hoses.

StudentsCallTheClassArtisticSexyAlicePoses.
Lumbar, ilial, thoracical display,
Bum heart, titical, and vaginal display.

Like overeducated girls,
She can't earn a red cent
In the real world with MFA,
So like a worm she's bent.

She wishes that Marketing
Had been her school specialty.
She'd join a high-tech firm and then
She'd live in luxury. But. . .

Studious*GalNixFractiousMisfitNextShe'sAll-StrippedPosin',
[alt: Studious*GalIsFratsNixDean'sListNextShe'sAll-StrippedPosin',]
Stupefied by the ennui
Of sittin'. . .nearly dozin'
Off, clothes doffed, coughs in the buff,
Because windows need closin'.

"Super"CallAGallantKid'sLips"GetHeatGalIsFrozen!"
It's chilly, chilly, chilly this winter day,
It's chilly, chilly, chilly this winter day.

This day after the class is done,
She's dons her negligee.
A kid summons up nerve
Sidles up to her and does say,
"You sat hours, motionlessly;
You are my sweet 'still life.'"

Sharp riposte from the re-posed girl:
"Sit on a palette knife!"


*pronounced with two syllables


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Agrimorfee - January 31, 2006 - Report this comment
"Ow! And a loverly thing she is, too! Huhuhuhu...sheeeeeeee's...." and so on. 555 regardless. But I still want an ending for the story about the gang eating at Al's place.
alvin rhodes - January 31, 2006 - Report this comment
a model parody
Stephen Harrington - January 31, 2006 - Report this comment
555, good.
John Barry - January 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Final chorus: "She StupifesTheFragileKid'sIdSexyAliceBlowsKiss. . . ."
AFW - January 31, 2006 - Report this comment
They're all very good, but this is my favorite of the trilogy-5's
John Barry - January 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Ag, Alvin, Steve, AFW.
John Jenkins - January 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Very good title, parody, and ending; but it might be overkill to give us alternate verses.

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