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Song Parodies -> "My Second Has Got No Gun"

Original Song Title:

"I Second That Emotion"

Parody Song Title:

"My Second Has Got No Gun"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

He was mad 'cause he saw me kiss his sweet.
So he threw the gauntlet down at my feet.
He told me that I had a lot of gall.
And he told me that his second would come to call.

Just kissed his girl!
He's a head case; I want no part
Of trying to shoot at his heart.
Made a big deal of glovin' me. . .
I think I'll make a slow run.
My second has got no gun.

I am not going to try to shoot this guy down.
If I missed he would get a free round.
He thinks that his lover is worth a duel.
I'm hitting the road--I am no fool.

On heels I twirl.
I've made my case; I will depart.
I want to get a headstart.
So my heels are shoving me
In a forward motion.
I'm heading for the ocean.

So I start amblin' quickly down the street.
And as I walk, whom do I chance to meet?
He tells me I'm a lizard and I crawl.
He's right, and I'll leave my second to take the fall.

Run like a squirrel!
My second could go to Wal-Mart
And quickly learn firearms art.
Oh, but no one will be pluggin' me;
Getting shot is no fun.
My second will also run.

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alvin rhodes - February 01, 2005 - Report this comment
nicely written...5s
Kristof Robertson - February 01, 2005 - Report this comment
A brilliantly original idea....555
Johnny D - February 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Good job ... Hey JB, I see you're almost at 500 parodies, you freakin' wild man, you! I think you're writing new original parodies & posting them FASTER than anybody ever has on AmiRight. Can anybody prove otherwise? HA! I didn't THINK so!
John Barry - February 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin, Kristof!, JD--I'm starting to burn out, but 500 is just arond the corner. I think Malcolm Higgins has me beat.
Stuart McArthur - February 01, 2005 - Report this comment
nice story John - Sopranoesque - 555

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