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Song Parodies -> "Michele"

Original Song Title:

"Michelle"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Michele"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I recently opined that Louis Gohmert of Texas is the dumbest member of Congress. Now, my pick for the most insane. How could I resist? She’s the gift that keeps on giving—every time she opens her mouth.
Michele’s unwell—
Screams out words like those who dwell in cells,
Padded cells.

Michele’s not well.
Don’t they know which blowhard to respond?
Crazy response.

A nut who’s, a nut who’s, a nut who’s
An obvious head case
Is not the one to place
There to say non compos words that show
She don’t understand
Real well what sells
To folks whose wont’s not insane response. . .
Want sane response.

She needs to, she needs to, she needs to
She needs to go and see
Doc of psychiatry.
She’s ill; a screw is loose—or two;
Shrill, go-nuts her keen.

Why’s nut loose?

She wants to, she wants to, she wants to
Be president; I vow
I’d a rather see that pow-
er put into crazed Caribou
Barbie’s blunder hands.

Michele is swell
If you go for pongids in Congress
That are Kongesque.

She will bray non compos words that show
Her true rubber [room] stand. . .
Quite unwell.



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Old Man Ribber - January 27, 2011 - Report this comment
JAB - Congrats on your achievement. It's not just...(review continued on next song)
Flake Superior - January 27, 2011 - Report this comment
First Jesse Ventura, then Al Franken, and now Michelle Bachmann...Minnesota surely is The Land Of 10,000 Flakes! ;D
Whatever happened to JAB? - January 27, 2011 - Report this comment
Too mean-spirited to be either witty or funny. 512
DivaLaNorCAL - January 29, 2011 - Report this comment
it is nice to see 'Nuts und 'flakes' outside our 'Kalifornia' borders, Sir!
Mark Scotti - January 29, 2011 - Report this comment
Congrats, John! I should have made the suggestion days ago(but I got distracted), but a great one for your milestone could have been from the Rolling Stones song '2000 Light Years From Home" (3000 Par...o...dies Shown)

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