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Song Parodies -> "Alleycat Drone"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Lady Gaga

Parody Song Title:

"Alleycat Drone"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

That feline is high strung
and it yowls accordingly.
And I don’t think I can take it anymore,
alleycat drone.

This awful cat
makes a racket,
singing scat with its crew,
and they scream too.

I do not love
this dude, el gato.
Upon the back fence it will linger
and won’t “shoo.”

You know, I get no joy;
god! ’lines vex me so.
I throw at it my shoes—
many pair I lose.

I’ve love to maim
but cannot tame alleycat drone.
It is a game,
it’s just a game to gato.

More than a hiss,
and it won’t hush!
The sound’s turning my brain to mush.
I’ll go insane;
its voce far from “sotto.”

Alleycat drone,
ghastly alleycat drone!

(Just stop, please! I want no alleycat drone. But on it goes!)

I’m awoken
by the baying
of a mutt that’s also being driven mad
by high-decibel caterwauling.
It’s mournful sound is annoying yet somehow sad.

Me and the cur annoyed—
god! ’lines vex me so.
I throw at it my shoes—
sometimes hit the booze.

I’ve love to maim
but cannot tame alleycat drone.
It is a shame
I cannot tame that gato.

More than a hiss,
it’s just too much!
I want to give a final “hush”
and end its game,
changing its name to “Muerto.”

Alleycat drone,
nasty alleycat drone!

It bothers me,
sure bothers me, alleycat drone.
I cannot tame,
I want to maim el gato.

It makes me dazed,
it makes me crazed, alleycat drone.

I cannot miss; I’ve got my gun. . .lock and load.
Truly I aim,
careful my aim. . .alleycat goad. . .
aim at the bane
causing me pain
in my abode.

But shit, I miss! though not by much.
It’s a window I get; it busts—
I’m not to blame;
what is to blame: alleycat drone.

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 5

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Porfle Popnecker - May 09, 2012 - Report this comment
Nice parody, but I'm glad you missed the kitty cat.
kittyPaws - May 18, 2012 - Report this comment
PirateJack, make him paw the plank, Sir ! !

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