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Song Parodies -> "Scary Ann"

Original Song Title:

"Carrie Ann"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Hollies

Parody Song Title:

"Scary Ann"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Hey, Scary Ann,
Hey, are ye man?

Can you wave a tool, the stave that men pull
When playing jackin’ torque, a.k.a. monkey torque?
When you sway, it’s like your boy gait’s perfect.
You’ve got no rack, hon. Are you a woman?

Hey, scary Ann, you a dame, now?
Mams bumps not on display.
Hey, are ye man? You’re no dame, now,
But at a ma’am you play.

So, balls you’re schleppin’, I’m suspectin’. . .
Guy thing is pendant, yet you’re wearing
Cool togs that charm some as you’re raging.
I’m not the glam-chick shtik believing.

Hey, scary Ann, you a dame, now?
Ma’am humps not on display.
Hey, Larry? Stan? You’re no dame, now,
But at that game you play.

You’re so, so guy, not woman, to me
(So not a woman to me)
So Joe, Moe. . . a faux woman I see
Whoa! A faux woman I see

(interdude)

Hey, scary Ann, you a dame, now?
Flat-as-pancake display.
Hey, parry gland? You’re no dame, now…
Put on pancake post-shave.

Peepoles give out sperm, and your drill’s sperming.
Your ruse is gyn’; you’re guy, a deceiver.
You can’t fetch some ova—that’s a chick feat.
If I got a peep, I’d see your swaything.

Way scary fans are insane now,
Crania lacking gray.
Hey, hairy man, you’re no dame, now.
Mams on body? No way!

Scary Ann, hairy man, pair in pants, fare: balls, lance.

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Michael Pacholek - September 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Rats, I was hoping this would be an Ann Coulter parody.
LadyTaTa - September 01, 2009 - Report this comment
~Le Captain Jacque de Lancer ~ You're forever sniffing the ground, searching for that sweaty " pirate chest "
AFW - September 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Clever and tricky
Guy - September 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Sir John - Have you just come back from a circus freak show or what? What the hell was this - besides LOLing & ROFLing funny. Your mind - it's your mind, right? Or your mind ain't a'tall right. =;-) Very clever and tricky - only the great John A Barry can pull this sort of thing off. Love it.

Guy LOLs @ LadyTaTa's comment.
TJC - September 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Uber-clever (as always).... write on!
TT - September 01, 2009 - Report this comment
I was expecting a Raggedy-Ann doll run amok, the female counterpart of Chucky. (No offense, ChuckyG!). Never much cared for OS -- fine send-up. I trans-vest-Five you.
Mark Scotti - September 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Funny, scary, and full of fives...
Fiddlegirl - September 01, 2009 - Report this comment
"Hey Venus... Whoa! Pen**"!! ;)
Guy - September 01, 2009 - Report this comment
LOLs at FG's comment.
John Barry - September 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Michael (you're being ironic, right?), TaTa (as always, you have me in a sweat!), AFW, Guy (¡muchas gracias, señor!), TJC, TT, Mark, FG.
Timmy1000 - September 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Captured what a lot of think when we see her/him. Well done!
blackjack21 - September 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Carrie was scary, but she's got nothin' on this Ann-man! Good write.
Leo Keough - September 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Would make a great theme song for the Maury Povich Show!!!...555!!!

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