-> "Putz and Shmuck Kibitz"
Original Song Title:
"Puttin' on the Ritz"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Putz and Shmuck Kibitz"
The Lyrics
Have you heard the kvelling two,
Hound-like they bark, parevenus [sic].
They're a braying screwy pair
And they blow a lot of air.
High voices, harrowed hollers,
Sounding lots like hog-callers
(Neither would eat swine).
Talking all the time. . .
I wish each were a mime.
Hot air they blew;
Each is a schmoe, a yo-yo too.
It grows, my woe; teeth gnashin'. . .grits.
Putz and shmuck kibitz.
Diss'nant types who have a bray throat,
Yamm'ring snipes ain't got a stayed throat--
Hissy fits.
Putz and shmuck kibitz.
Mensches they ain't; each squalling, meshugge;
Mellifluous voices minus sugah--
Cool it, could ya?!
Grumbling shtik from talker fellers;
No-goodniks, these squawker yellers--
Call it quits!
Putz and shmuck kibitz.
Tit for tat they go on; we're unhappy,
As they prate on with their endless rap; we
Feel real crappy
Their hot air makes eardrums popping;
Looks like there's no way of stopping
Blintz-fueled blitz.
Putz and shmuck kibitz.
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