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Song Parodies -> "My Laptop Dell Now Spews"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"My Laptop Dell Now Spews"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

My laptop Dell now spews
Black smoke--a sign,
I'd better stop the clicks I do
'Cause it's fryin',
Battery's fryin'!

And you know, the damn thing,
I was loading down
Porno that was randy;
I'll have to catch it on the rebound.

I guess that Dell pursued
A bad design,
Not fine.

That Dell dude,
Dell's sell dude,
A swell dude,
No yells rude--
Where's he now?

I think he'd care
A lot about me.
"Flames singe my brow!!"

Can't hear me
Because I yell into
A fried phone line.

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Rick C - August 16, 2006 - Report this comment
What number are you up to on this tune, JAB? 555
Meriadoc - August 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Okay, I broke down and went and got a copy of the song. Ya poor thing - having to listen to that 100s of times...! :-O Anyway nice, topical parody. Sorry about your porno, tho'....
AFW - August 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Didn't you say that you were a farmer, John?...so, that makes this parody about "The Farmer in The Dell"...
alvin rhodes - August 17, 2006 - Report this comment
now i know what jay was screamin' about
TJC - August 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Funny as Dell!
John Barry - August 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Rick (89), Merry, AFW, Alvin, TJC.
Red Ant - August 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Hmm, I counted 88, but oh well. If you still need ideas for the remaining few, how about a title with ". . . Prell Shampoo"?

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