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Song Parodies -> "Horde Me, Grill Me, Kick Me"

Original Song Title:

"Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me"

Original Performer:

Mel Carter

Parody Song Title:

"Horde Me, Grill Me, Kick Me"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Horde me, horde me,
Or agents will make me go. . .escort me, short me
To border; in short order, deport me, 4' 3".
Take me in and let me live with you.

Bill me (bill me), bill me (bill me)
For the room and fare, no shad, though!
Fill me (fill me), fill me (fill me)--
Pile it on and while you're at it, grill me (grill me)
Tasty Phillie cheesesteak. . .luscious goo.

I hold it, no utensils for this chewed grub.
Oops, I drooled, but napkin's at hand when I dine.
I cleanse my face good; there's some parked where it stuck;
There's more pasted on my arm
Then flies out boldly from my mouth wine.

Missed me (missed me), missed me (missed me),
But it blew in your stew, and you will
Pissed be (pissed be), pissed be (pissed be)
Fumé-hued, you fume, "Adieu!"
And kick me, kick me
Out and worse, hail the Bubba crew too.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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alvin - October 03, 2007 - Report this comment
sounds like a 5 star restaurant
Tommy Turtle - October 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Periphrastic phun.
John Barry - October 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin, TT.
Below Average Dave ( - October 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Something tells me you don't really mean the "kick me" part:) Very funny---5 star or not, I don't want to eat there:)

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