Song Parodies -> Noshin' Down the Lox
| Original Song Title: | "Rock Around the Clock" |
| Original Performer: | Bill Haley and the Comets |
| Parody Song Title: | "Noshin' Down the Lox" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
One, two, three I nosh, four I nosh: lox.
Five, six, seven, I nosh, eight I nosh: lox.
Nine, ten, eleven I nosh, twelve I nosh--plotz!
I'm gonna nosh until my belt's too tight.
In the mountain streams where salmon run,
There they go to spawn and have their run.
I'm gonna nosh on lox, what a delight!
I'm gonna nosh, nosh, nosh till my belt's too tight.
I'm gonna nosh on the lox till I can't take one more bite.
After I've downed two, three, and four,
I'm gonna yell to the waiter: "Bring more!"
I'm gonna nosh. . . .
My mouth I must pry. . .slide in seven--
Matzo on the side, unleavened.
I'm gonna nosh. . . .
When I ate my tenth, began to swoon,
Manischewitz brought me back soon,
So I could. . . .
Polish off my twelfth and cooled off then
With Akavit from my Danish friend.
Again, I'll nosh. . . .
Five, six, seven, I nosh, eight I nosh: lox.
Nine, ten, eleven I nosh, twelve I nosh--plotz!
I'm gonna nosh until my belt's too tight.
In the mountain streams where salmon run,
There they go to spawn and have their run.
I'm gonna nosh on lox, what a delight!
I'm gonna nosh, nosh, nosh till my belt's too tight.
I'm gonna nosh on the lox till I can't take one more bite.
After I've downed two, three, and four,
I'm gonna yell to the waiter: "Bring more!"
I'm gonna nosh. . . .
My mouth I must pry. . .slide in seven--
Matzo on the side, unleavened.
I'm gonna nosh. . . .
When I ate my tenth, began to swoon,
Manischewitz brought me back soon,
So I could. . . .
Polish off my twelfth and cooled off then
With Akavit from my Danish friend.
Again, I'll nosh. . . .
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Darn funny!
You hooked me with this one! LOL!
Thanks, PMS, Mason.
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