Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Rat on the Bun"

Original Song Title:

"Band on the Run"

Original Performer:

Paul McCartney and Wings

Parody Song Title:

"Rat on the Bun"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

A tie score in baseball, and I'm getting peckish.
No one hitting home runs; I've a yen for food,
Manna, food, manna, food.

So I'm gonna get out of seat
And I'm gonna walk all the way
To a vendor who will sell me
Some swell feed and a pint; I pay
And then I got back to my seat.

The chow mein was loaded with gristle and fat.
And it smelled bad, the chow fun.
But the wurst bun had something lurking in there.
I opened it. . .was stunned!
Rat on the bun, rat on the bun!
Words failed me and up its tail did stand,
Hurling had begun

At this rat on the bun, rat on the bun, rat on the bun.

Well this chunder-maker made me heave and sigh, tasting this Rodentia chum.
And I belched out big bits of this bilious fare; hope it weren't rabid this one.
Rat on the bun, rat on the bun!
Words failed me and up its tail did stand,
Hurling had begun

At this rat on the bun, rat on the bun, rat on the bun.

Well, this bite's appalling, my dessert I've hurled, I can't keep my food down.
There's a mound that surgin' down a big fan's chair; I ralph as he turns around,

Asks, "What the f*ck?!" Basks in the muck.

The cascading sludge then makes him budge,
Lurches to the floor,
Lands on rat on the bun, rat on the bun. . . .

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 9

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 1
 1
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   1
 0
 0
 
 5   8
 8
 8
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Rex - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Oops... you weren't supposed to get the rat until it was put through the grinder and made into hot dogs.
Kristof Robertson - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
You should try eating at a British soccer game, John...rat on a bun would be a sell-out! 555
alvin rhodes - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
disgustingly funny...5s
Johnny D - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
This one made me laugh out loud for real !
Red Ant - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Ant votes you fives.
John Barry - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Rex, Kristof, Alvin, JD, Ant.
2Eagle - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Are you familiar with that urban legend about the rat in the KFC chicken? Ralph!
Rick C - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Gotta hurl 5s

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/paulmccartneyandwings26.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 760