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Song Parodies -> "Cama Mia"

Original Song Title:

"Cara Mia"

Original Performer:

Jay and the Americans

Parody Song Title:

"Cama Mia"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Cama* mia, lie-ing on it am I.
The snoring starts when I close each eye.
As I’m lying there—constrictions of air—
you hear my huffing at the state line.

Cama mia, I
Cama mia lie
Cama mia, eyes
Close—decibels high

Cama mia, lie-ing on it closed eyes.
The snoring starts; my wife utters cries.
As I’m lying there, I am needing air
pushed to my lungs through a plastic line.

CPAP** time. . . .


Each time it starts, I open each eye.
This machine blows air, but my face it snares;
it blows but sucks, and sleep is not mine.

CPAP line
CPAP time
CPAP grinds
CPAP whines
CPAP’s gwine

**continuous positive airway pressure; pronounced see-pap, but C-P-A-P here for metrical purposes.

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