Song Parodies -> Carbuncle on the Knuckle
| Original Song Title: | "Bungle in the Jungle" |
| Original Performer: | Jethro Tull |
| Parody Song Title: | "Carbuncle on the Knuckle" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
A follow-up to my digit-damage parody of a few weeks ago.
Carbuncle on the Knuckle
Walk through the forest, and I get a Larch splint
Buried in my finger, and it's really far in.
It's made quite a large hole, and yet I can't pry it.
I need some peroxide, with which I can ply it.
Lyme ticks are lingering in the shadows,
But I'm more worried about getting some bad growth:
Carbuncle on the knuckle—a pus ball to blight me.
I tried to don a rubber glove,
To make the wound bacteria-free.
But there are dirt and germs everywhere.
They'll claw their way into the cut and start to fester there.
Tightness, pain already running up my shoulder;
Knuckle's burning—I wish it were colder.
Now my finger's exuding foam from the splinter—
Gotta get fast to doc, so I'll be a sprinter.
This carbuncle on my knuckle is really galling me.
I decide to take off the glove,
And pus snakes down my extremity—
Raging river of white corpuscles, past the
Elbow and drips into a lake in the grass.
I'm glad this is not someone's freshly mowed lawn.
My knuckle looks like the offal from a prawn.
I can't bite my knuckle—
Ah! Here's the doc's room.
He takes a look at the wound and quickly swoons.
Walk through the forest, and I get a Larch splint
Buried in my finger, and it's really far in.
It's made quite a large hole, and yet I can't pry it.
I need some peroxide, with which I can ply it.
Lyme ticks are lingering in the shadows,
But I'm more worried about getting some bad growth:
Carbuncle on the knuckle—a pus ball to blight me.
I tried to don a rubber glove,
To make the wound bacteria-free.
But there are dirt and germs everywhere.
They'll claw their way into the cut and start to fester there.
Tightness, pain already running up my shoulder;
Knuckle's burning—I wish it were colder.
Now my finger's exuding foam from the splinter—
Gotta get fast to doc, so I'll be a sprinter.
This carbuncle on my knuckle is really galling me.
I decide to take off the glove,
And pus snakes down my extremity—
Raging river of white corpuscles, past the
Elbow and drips into a lake in the grass.
I'm glad this is not someone's freshly mowed lawn.
My knuckle looks like the offal from a prawn.
I can't bite my knuckle—
Ah! Here's the doc's room.
He takes a look at the wound and quickly swoons.
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Here's 555 mg of Cipro for this suppurating pustule of a parody.
All 5's. And just be glad the carbuncle wasn't on another protruding digit.
Thanks, D and Dee.
Number 555 ......... the Larch.... (sorry - couldn't resist) ;-)
Oh, no... not just a splinter but now a Python ;-) Nice one, JB
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