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Song Parodies -> "Seventeenth Century Pox"

Original Song Title:

"Twentieth Century Fox"

Original Performer:

The Doors

Parody Song Title:

"Seventeenth Century Pox"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

OK, enough is enough. This is getting to be beating a dread horror.
Well, she fascistly leans,
And she nasally prates.
Whenever dreck she keens
Could break vitreous plates.

Yes, she's a hag,
A crock flows when she talks.
She's a seventeenth century pox,
She's a seventeenth century pox.

I fear her, smear her with a jeer that mocks.
She's a seventeenth century pox, oh yeah.

A wet dream of fools
From this lady emanates
Wants no minds in schools
Just heaven-sent dictates.
And when she whines,
It's alimentary schlock.

'cause she's a seventeenth century pox,
She's a seventeenth century pox.

Got a girl's knocked up.
Sh!t!! Tried abstinence talks.

She's a seventeenth century pox, oh yeah,
Seventeenth century pox, oh yeah,
Seventeenth century pox,
She's a seventeenth century pox.


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alvin - September 04, 2008 - Report this comment
title of the day !
LilHeavenScent - September 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Pirate Jack, love the line". . . heaven sent dictates". I remember those so well, Sir, especially those dictated in Latin !!
John Barry - September 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin, LHS.
Johnny D - September 04, 2008 - Report this comment
What alvin said!
Meriadoc - September 05, 2008 - Report this comment
I thought it was going to be about the plague in London... Hmmm....that gave me an idea.
Michael Pacholek - September 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Too bad you couldn't work in a rhyme for "Fox," as in Faux News Channel. Otherwise, this was great. Hey Sarah: Soon you'll be singing, "This is the end, my only friend, the end!"

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