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Song Parodies -> "Zipped Up My Crowbar"

Original Song Title:

"Zip-a-dee-doo-dah"

Original Performer:

Song Of The South Soundtrack

Parody Song Title:

"Zipped Up My Crowbar"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Zipped up my crowbar, ripped it in twain.
Ay-yi-yi! What a sunderful pain!
Plenty of shunt wine is gonna drain.
Zipped up my crowbar, ripped it in twain.

Nicked a blew bur near my boulders,
Like a tooth that's scratchful.
Severed thing—my sack was snack-full.
Zipped up my crowbar, ripped it in twain.
Some dermal peeling, sunderful pain.

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 13

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Kristof Robertson - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
If I wasn't grimacing so much, I'd be laughing! 555
Rick D - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
I thought there was something about Mary here....
Guy - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Such a frightful tale of mis-hap-piness. Ha Ha - This was a short little gem and by the looks of it, just probably got shorter.
Arwen - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Youch! And I'm not even a boy! 5s, John...
Ingeborg S. Nordén - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm not the world's biggest fan of anatomical humor...but you did a masterful job of playing on the original lyrics while turning the mood upside down. For that much, I gave this parody the fives it deserves.
Johnny D - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Another Disney classic brought to you by John Barry and Uncle Pemus from Dong of the Ouch!
AFW - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
This one flys....5's
Dee Range - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Super high 5's here, JB. And being a RED SOX fan, I hope you will enjoy my Flash cartoon at www.derangedcartoon.com. Keep writing these, man!!!
John Barry - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, everyone. Dee, the cartoon had me rolling on the floor--fantastic!
Paul Robinson - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
5 "Ouches" across here, JB...this could give you a rough day at the orifice, too...
alvin rhodes - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
disney is spinnin' in his cryogenic chamber, but i laughed my crowbar off ...5s
Ashkicksass - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
You poor dear! Take 3 5's and call me in the morning.
Jeff Reuben - November 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Ouch! Short but...well, can't say there's anything sweet about that!

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