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Song Parodies -> "Shag My Poodle, Fancy Free"

Original Song Title:

"Shanghai Noodle Factory"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Traffic

Parody Song Title:

"Shag My Poodle, Fancy Free"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

When I shag my poodle, Fancy Free,
Canine's just eyed me lewdly--
Her hair gets a fluffin'.
People have no real appeal. . .
Tiny dogs--what make me reel--
Spurning women, burning,

And who've got the ache.
I'd sooner one that shakes hands: doggoner; how I long fer
The canine of my dreams, with uncrossable genes.

When I shag my poodle, Fancy Free,
Canine's just eyed me lewdly--
My hair gets a fluffin'.
People just can't understand
Why my love on four legs stands,
Goin' for sticks throwin'.

Unlike girls I make,
Fancy Free won't fake it when I warm her.
Yes, she takes the cake
From the table, and that's when I warn her: that's bad manners
The canine of my dreams, she's my dog-kibble queen.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 7

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AFW - October 05, 2005 - Report this comment
The paws that refreshes...your little Cokette...good and funny, John
alvin rhodes - October 05, 2005 - Report this comment
i enjoy a good love story...5s
carol - October 05, 2005 - Report this comment
bow wow wow three 5's and a big dog bone
Paul Robinson - October 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Ahh...JB - I see you are making good on your promise of creating a "Traffic" jam here...I've got a busy schedule today so I will wait until I can get home and go over these while I listen to the songs on my CD player...glad to see for "Traffic" up on the lists here...later...
Kristof Robertson - October 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Once the shock and nausea passes, you can have a bunch of 5's...what you like is your own biz, JAB; but you don't have to go and tell everyone!! Ugh..;-) 555
Rick C - October 05, 2005 - Report this comment
But, John....you don't like dogs! Funny though....555
Red Ant - October 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Anotehr dktos here I'm afraid but funny and with all of these "Traffic" parodies as of late I may have to get some of their stuff.
Spaff.com - October 05, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, alas. You make me wish I knew more Traffic. I'm with ya on the poodle thing, though. They're nearly as fun as chihuahuas.

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