Song Parodies -> Shag My Poodle, Fancy Free
| Original Song Title: | "Shanghai Noodle Factory" |
| Original Performer: | Traffic |
| Parody Song Title: | "Shag My Poodle, Fancy Free" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
When I shag my poodle, Fancy Free,
Canine's just eyed me lewdly--
Her hair gets a fluffin'.
People have no real appeal. . .
Tiny dogs--what make me reel--
Spurning women, burning,
And who've got the ache.
I'd sooner one that shakes hands: doggoner; how I long fer
The canine of my dreams, with uncrossable genes.
When I shag my poodle, Fancy Free,
Canine's just eyed me lewdly--
My hair gets a fluffin'.
People just can't understand
Why my love on four legs stands,
Goin' for sticks throwin'.
Unlike girls I make,
Fancy Free won't fake it when I warm her.
Yes, she takes the cake
From the table, and that's when I warn her: that's bad manners
The canine of my dreams, she's my dog-kibble queen.
Canine's just eyed me lewdly--
Her hair gets a fluffin'.
People have no real appeal. . .
Tiny dogs--what make me reel--
Spurning women, burning,
And who've got the ache.
I'd sooner one that shakes hands: doggoner; how I long fer
The canine of my dreams, with uncrossable genes.
When I shag my poodle, Fancy Free,
Canine's just eyed me lewdly--
My hair gets a fluffin'.
People just can't understand
Why my love on four legs stands,
Goin' for sticks throwin'.
Unlike girls I make,
Fancy Free won't fake it when I warm her.
Yes, she takes the cake
From the table, and that's when I warn her: that's bad manners
The canine of my dreams, she's my dog-kibble queen.
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The paws that refreshes...your little Cokette...good and funny, John
i enjoy a good love story...5s
bow wow wow three 5's and a big dog bone
Ahh...JB - I see you are making good on your promise of creating a "Traffic" jam here...I've got a busy schedule today so I will wait until I can get home and go over these while I listen to the songs on my CD player...glad to see for "Traffic" up on the lists here...later...
Once the shock and nausea passes, you can have a bunch of 5's...what you like is your own biz, JAB; but you don't have to go and tell everyone!! Ugh..;-) 555
But, John....you don't like dogs! Funny though....555
Anotehr dktos here I'm afraid but funny and with all of these "Traffic" parodies as of late I may have to get some of their stuff.
DKTOS, alas. You make me wish I knew more Traffic. I'm with ya on the poodle thing, though. They're nearly as fun as chihuahuas.
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