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Song Parodies -> "Will You Still Glove Me Tomorrow?"

Original Song Title:

"Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow?"

Original Performer:

Shirelles

Parody Song Title:

"Will You Still Glove Me Tomorrow?"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Tonight you act discreetly,
But I know you want to meet me.
Tonight, no strike, the gauntlet's by your side,
But will you glove me tomorrow?

Your response right now is measured,
Given that your wife I pleasured.
Would be tragic if either of us died.
Will you still glove me tomorrow?

You know the glove's a token
Of chivalry, whose time is done.
But will my heart be smokin',
When the sight beads the mourning gun?

I want to know if your glove
Will be thrown or strike me above.
Please tell me, feed my masochistic yen--
Will you still glove me tomorrow?

[Sounds of dueling pistols being loaded]

Please tell me, feed my masochistic yen--
Will you still glove me tomorrow?
Will you drill me on the morrow?
Will you still plug me tomorrow?

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alvin rhodes - August 19, 2005 - Report this comment
five ya today
AFW - August 19, 2005 - Report this comment
A clever and new twist for the glove angle here...well done
Rick C - August 19, 2005 - Report this comment
This glove fits well...5 fingers
John Barry - August 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Alvin, AFW, Rick, thanks.
Johnny D - August 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Of course you know what the sadist said to the masochist who was begging for abuse...
Michael Pacholek - August 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Probably what Sean Connery said when he saw Honor Blackman and she said, "My name is Pussy Galore." "I must be dreaming."
Johnny D - August 22, 2005 - Report this comment
I was told that the sadist said,

" No ....... "

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