Song Parodies -> Will You Still Glove Me Tomorrow?
| Original Song Title: | "Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow?" |
| Original Performer: | Shirelles |
| Parody Song Title: | "Will You Still Glove Me Tomorrow?" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
Tonight you act discreetly,
But I know you want to meet me.
Tonight, no strike, the gauntlet's by your side,
But will you glove me tomorrow?
Your response right now is measured,
Given that your wife I pleasured.
Would be tragic if either of us died.
Will you still glove me tomorrow?
You know the glove's a token
Of chivalry, whose time is done.
But will my heart be smokin',
When the sight beads the mourning gun?
I want to know if your glove
Will be thrown or strike me above.
Please tell me, feed my masochistic yen--
Will you still glove me tomorrow?
[Sounds of dueling pistols being loaded]
Please tell me, feed my masochistic yen--
Will you still glove me tomorrow?
Will you drill me on the morrow?
Will you still plug me tomorrow?
But I know you want to meet me.
Tonight, no strike, the gauntlet's by your side,
But will you glove me tomorrow?
Your response right now is measured,
Given that your wife I pleasured.
Would be tragic if either of us died.
Will you still glove me tomorrow?
You know the glove's a token
Of chivalry, whose time is done.
But will my heart be smokin',
When the sight beads the mourning gun?
I want to know if your glove
Will be thrown or strike me above.
Please tell me, feed my masochistic yen--
Will you still glove me tomorrow?
[Sounds of dueling pistols being loaded]
Please tell me, feed my masochistic yen--
Will you still glove me tomorrow?
Will you drill me on the morrow?
Will you still plug me tomorrow?
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five ya today
A clever and new twist for the glove angle here...well done
This glove fits well...5 fingers
Alvin, AFW, Rick, thanks.
Of course you know what the sadist said to the masochist who was begging for abuse...
Probably what Sean Connery said when he saw Honor Blackman and she said, "My name is Pussy Galore." "I must be dreaming."
I was told that the sadist said,
" No ....... "
(***SUBSEQUENT MANIACAL LAUGHTER OPTIONAL***)
" No ....... "
(***SUBSEQUENT MANIACAL LAUGHTER OPTIONAL***)
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