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Song Parodies -> "On the Toad Again"

Original Song Title:

"On the Road Again"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Willie Nelson

Parody Song Title:

"On the Toad Again"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

On the toad again—
just can’t wait to get tongue on toad again
and lick those secretions that will make my mind bend.
So I can’t wait to get on the toad again.

On the toad again—
goin’ places that I’ve never been,
seein’ things that are not there. . .little green men.
So I can’t wait to get on the toad again.

On the toad again—
not akin to tipsy: things seen in a bi-way;
the room starts to spin.
This is a very different kind of “high”way. . .strange eye play.

Get on the toad again;
just can’t wait to get licking toad again
and tongue those secretions that will make my mind bend.
Will be so great to wet tongue on toad again.

On the toad again—
first I’ll get pursed lipsy; then tongue goes right away
to that warty skin;
I’ll tongue-glom toxins then gawk the night away. Bite? Uh, nay!

On the toad again. . .
gross the taste is, but when my mind bends,
no other drug I know ’s such a neuronal friend. . .
abide the taste to get on the toad again.

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Phil Alexander - January 14, 2014 - Report this comment
I see you've got those toads licked. What next, "Lick the toad's back" to "Hit the road, Jack"?
John Barry - January 14, 2014 - Report this comment
Thanks, Phil. You're an inspiration.
Patrick - January 14, 2014 - Report this comment
I wonder where these toads fall under the Endangered Species Act. Is it illegal to lick a frog? If so, is it OK to keep one as a pet as long as you don't put your tongue on it? I wonder if a cat gets high from licking my skin.

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