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"Sarah's Cuter"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

She's got an old friend
Who's pretty grizzly-gray.
Though she has nothing smart to say,
She smiles—I'm undone. . .
Kisser appeal.
Some tail I'd love to nail.

In polls they're so low, blown their leads.
He frets, "They're gonna damn-Bush! me,"
As they go down, down, down. Gone to seed
Is the wooden dude.
Sarah's cuter.

She's a MILF* I'd like to ball--
Wish she'd set free
The porpoise in BVDs,
Upright the long fish that longs
To swim in that slim drain.

I'd not reel in that fish too quick;
I'd let it flail in the oil slick
That's full of sperm, sperm, sperm. . .not Moby Dick.
Oooooh! Sarah's cooter.

"Fell' me, fell' me!" the porpoise said.
Dive down deep where sounds are bred:
Uv' and ululation too.

Late at night when I'm in bed--
Reverie 'bout attack
Ads, and my restive tool spends a pool.

Your hockey maw, crimson lipstick,
Oh! gloms on to my bredded fishstick,
Although I spurn, spurn, spurn your politics.
Oooooooh! Sarah's [elo]cutor!

And so I squirm, squirm, squirm from piscine licks.
Cheeeeeeeeeeew! Sarah, 'cuda.

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John Barry - October 15, 2008 - Report this comment
I forgot to footnote the acronym: Maritime IchthyoLipsticked Fish
alvin - October 15, 2008 - Report this comment
something WAY "fishy" about this of my favorite of the palin "tunas" to come down the "pike"
2Eagle - October 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Three little fishes in a itty bitty poo an dey fwam an dey fwam outta da "dam".
Lil-MissBVD - October 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Hey there Captain BVD, didn't you do enough 'damage' at NETframe in Milpitas . . . oh Barry, please come back to Silicon Valley! We miss you, Mr Hartsfield, VP promised me(personally at the Milpitas Hyatt )that he'd get you a job . . .
lilCupCakes - October 15, 2008 - Report this comment
PS: Loved the ~Sarah'cuda~ name . . .. Oh, Barry'could'a Van deLinder
Invisible Boy - October 15, 2008 - Report this comment
You had me at the title, John.
Loved the cuter/cooter/'cutor/'cuda
Invisible Boy - October 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Now that I look at what I just wrote...isn't that a Latin declension ?
John Barry - October 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin, 2Eagle, Cakes, IB (veni, vidi, vici, VP?!)
EmiLoca - October 15, 2008 - Report this comment
CudaCakes - October 21, 2008 - Report this comment
Captain Jack, ~Le Marquis de BarriCoulda~ This renders me into a state of 'youLu Lay' shun !
Fantasy Star - October 21, 2008 - Report this comment
I wonder if Sarah's been viisited by Jareth yet.

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