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Song Parodies -> "Isn't She Lumpy?"

Original Song Title:

"Isn't She Lovely?"

Original Performer:

Stevie Wonder

Parody Song Title:

"Isn't She Lumpy?"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Isn't she lumpy?
Umpteen Wonderbras fill.
She's kind of funky.
Look at that midriff roll.
I never thunk I'd be sumpy,
Chummy with one frumpy as she.
Butt is chunky, lumpy. Mumps-like rump.

Isn't she biggie?
Crumpet's have clumped her breasts.
Chums like big mamm'ries
That don't slump below the chest.
When I retrieve my rod, I'm stunned
At buns I've dunked, and I'm bummed.
Rump was pithy, lumpy. Stumped, I jumped.

My name is Rummy.
For a bump, I was game.
I pried her keister;
I never knew her name.
The strumpet's rump was beyond plump
When done I was down in the dumps.
Trumped chump, I'm grumpy post-lump-rump hump.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 5

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   1
 3   0
 4   0
 5   4

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Johnny D - May 02, 2005 - Report this comment
UGH ;-)
alvin rhodes - May 02, 2005 - Report this comment
good thing stevie will never see this....what a scream...5s
Johnny D - May 02, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL ;-)
John Barry - May 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, JD, Alvin.
Rick C - May 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Seems I always get here too late! Sorry, John but, I'll lump some 5s together anyway.
Stuart McArthur - May 02, 2005 - Report this comment
one plump harumph - audacious wordplay, John, your specialty - 555

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