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Song Parodies -> "Gored Me"

Original Song Title:

"Born Free"

Original Performer:

Matt Monro

Parody Song Title:

"Gored Me"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Gored me…I’m seeing a shin hole;
I’m feeling a chin hole.
Gored me…at least missed my heart.

Shivved me with horns that surround them,
but I was around them—
why didn’t I just depart?!

Flayed me, so some of my hide’s screwed.
Why did I take that plane ride
to Atlantic’s east side?

Gored me…I got a bull shivvin’,
but I wasn’t driven
to be horny.

But now I have flapping hide
on my southern side.

Gored me…I got a bull shivving,
but I am still living,
though they gored me.

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