Song Parodies -> Carolina Gives Us Swine

Original Song Title:

"Carolina in My Mind"

Original Performer:

James Taylor

  
Parody Song Title:

"Carolina Gives Us Swine"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

Yes, Joe Wilson is an idiot and, yes, he’s rude, but I thought some recent parodies were too critical of him. So I’m taking a lighter approach in my parody about this representative from the Palmetto State.
Got no mind does Joe from Carolina.
You can hear it’s dumb time. . .
Opens mouths, squeals, it’s goon time.
Stupider than a herd of kine
That shit in the feed line,
Yes, he’s got no mind, the Carolina swine.

Wilson, he’s a sniveling dunce;
When he talks that way, it sounds like whinin’.
How’d he get elected once
The people heard him speak?
Now I’m opinin’
Some voters in Carolina got no mind.

There ain’t no doubt: Wilson’s got no mind—
That schmuck’s an IQ-midget clown
In town full of his own kind,
Lined at the trough, like hogs they’re vyin’;
It ain’t just Joe Carolina that’s a swine.

Joe’s a swine no-mind from Carolina.
You can hear it’s dunce time. . .
Opens mouth, squeals, it’s loon time.
Mooin’ just like herd of kine
That shit in the feed line,
Yes, he’s got no mind, the Carolina swine.

Barks real loud but no bite;
This idiot blight is mighty appalling.
Freakish fright and hoggish sight.
It is smoke alright that he is blowing, blowing,
This dolt from Carolina, with no mind.

Like a horny toad, his “brother” Stanford’s astounding. . .
Don’t know which of them’s the greater goon.
Is there something that’s in these two losers’ beverage
That makes them clown kin?
These two f**kups from Carolina got no mind.

Each a swine no-mind from Carolina
You can hear it’s dumb time
Open mouths, squeal, it’s goon time.
Two loons who are out of line,
So at election time,
Folks in Carolina, why vote for such swine?


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Mark Scotti - September 14, 2009 - Report this comment
This parody is just fine, just John Barry in his prime!!
blackjack21 - September 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Another swine write from John Barry. 555 pigs in a poke.
Timmy1000 - September 14, 2009 - Report this comment
He was just politcking, as usual for those guys. Maybe he just wanted to be known by all of America. Nice tribute song for him, John.
Leo Keough - September 14, 2009 - Report this comment
I keep my Official Scrabble Players Dictionary handy, so I can quickly look up unfamiliar words without exerting a lot of physical effort. But after seeing that 'kine' was defined as 'a type of television tube', I had to break down and lift up that oh so heavy real dictionary of mine...Thanks for putting me on the path to physical fitness!!!...Oh, and great job on this parody!!!...555!!! (Even though, and I kid you not, the Security Code was '255')
Old Man Ribber - September 14, 2009 - Report this comment
In true JAB style, maybe you can put a spell on him! ;D and 5-5-5
Fiddlegirl - September 14, 2009 - Report this comment
A kine-der, gentler parody... :)
Christie Marie M - September 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Didn't get to hear much about him, but Joe Wilson sounded like a real jerk! Great parody, John! 5's!
AFW - September 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Glad to see you've drug some of these politicians down where they belong..as a good parody, this was Up-John
Michael Pacholek - September 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Time was, right-wingers from South Carolina started wars that were civil. If this was "lighter," John, I'd hate to see "lighter fluid"! He still deserves it, though.

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