Song Parodies -> A Pert Glabellar View
| Original Song Title: | "I Put a Spell on You" |
| Original Performer: | Screamin' Jay Hawkins |
| Parody Song Title: | "A Pert Glabellar View" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
Glabella: the flat area between the eyebrows
A pert glabellar view
Above eye line.
Plumb in the middle of the two
Eyebrows lyin',
Some say third-eyein'.
I think it's glamorous,
'Specially if you frown.
Makes me feel amorous;
"Your animus is warped!" you expound.
You hide glabellar view
From eyes of mine
I love view
Between two
Eyes of blue,
That's the view between brows,
Bounded by hair,
A bit too bushy--
Should trim it now.
It hurt me!
Glabellar welt is blue
Where you punched mine.
Above eye line.
Plumb in the middle of the two
Eyebrows lyin',
Some say third-eyein'.
I think it's glamorous,
'Specially if you frown.
Makes me feel amorous;
"Your animus is warped!" you expound.
You hide glabellar view
From eyes of mine
I love view
Between two
Eyes of blue,
That's the view between brows,
Bounded by hair,
A bit too bushy--
Should trim it now.
It hurt me!
Glabellar welt is blue
Where you punched mine.
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iLike it! Sounds like a snoot full...the lady you describe sound quite glabelous, which may be the worst orthographic homophone ever... I listened to 5 or 6 Screaming Jay tracks from his '97 album, which itunes will allow one to preview... great stuff... no "Spell On You" available, though...
John, you must read the dictionary every night. Or a sniglets book.... ;-D
.....Or know every single word that came with the Balderdash game. Or all three. I just clicked here to find out what "Glabellar" meant, and found a pretty good prarody too! I think this one makes 97.
Even though I'm a uni-brow I thought this was funny. Well, I guess I better go shave my glabella again. 5's
made me raise my glabella
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