Song Parodies -> You've Got a Feldspar Hue

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

  
Parody Song Title:

"You've Got a Feldspar Hue"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

You've got a feldspar hue. . .
Like an albin-
o; folks must say to you:
"He's real white 'n'
He shines at night 'n'
You just couldn't blanch 'im
As Jacko, once brown.
It's Nordic ancestry
That makes him stand out when sun goes down."

You've got a feldspar hue. . .
Like REAL white wine.
Or lime.

In your hue,
Touch of blue
Under blue
Light, pal, you, can't be found

Also, your hair's
Had a bluing spree
Like a deb's gown!

It's eerie.

You've got a feldspar hue. . .
Look like a mime.
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alvin - April 08, 2008 - Report this comment
i love the word "feldspar"....going for 300, are we ?
littleBlueCakes - April 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Blue Moon, you heard me saying a pray for . . .

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