Song Parodies -> Dominatrix
| Original Song Title: | "Dominque" |
| Original Performer: | Singing Nun |
| Parody Song Title: | "Dominatrix" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
A trio of tripe. My original plan was to (1) parody a translation of the French OS, both of which can be found at http://www.lyricsdownload.com/the-singing-nun-dominique-lyrics.html But then I got carried away and did on top of that a parody of the OS (2) and a translation of that parody (3). The Singing Nun was Jeanine Deckers (1933- 1985), a member (as Sister Luc Gabriel) of the Dominican Fichermont Convent in Belgium. Popular in the convent for her music, she was encouraged by the other nuns to record an album in 1963. One song, "Dominique," soared to the top of the charts in the United States. Overnight, she was an international celebrity with the stage name of Soeur Sourire (Sister Smile). She gave concerts and appeared on the Ed Sullivan Show in 1964.
1. Dominatrix
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Dominque the Dominatrix, she ties his hand in knots
And slings him up with thongs.
On his ass she lays a board,
Quipping, "Here is your reward.
With thrashing she can't be bored.
She gives him a bonny backhand
And she says, "That's gotta sting."
Dominatrix grabs his slack gland
And on it places a ring.
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After a little foreflay,
She cuts him down and commands, "Crawl
To my boots and then while you're there,
Lick and don't let your tongue loll!"
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So he gets his tongue a-waggin'
As the lash is comin' down.
Unabashed thrashing ain't flaggin',
"Bad dog!" she laughs, with a frown.
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Soon his tongue and her arm tire,
Nonetheless, she's on a roll;
She cannot quell her desire
To yell epithets like "troll!"
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With authority she's talkin';
He prostrates himself toute de suite.
"Are you ready, boots? Start walkin'!"
She chants, dancin' to back beat.
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Dominatrix has some lumber:
Plank of fir that burred and spurred.
After she has spanked his bum, cur
Rankles her; her wrath's incurred.
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Dominatrix dudgeon is up.
After bludgeoning his girth,
"Lift your leg and pee like a pup!"
She screams; he streams; she beams: mirth.
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2. Dominique
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Dominique, dominatrix,
Une chatte aux implements
Pour châtier méchant
Garçon qui voit dans ses yeux
Brûlant maintenant le feu
De maitresse qui sait jeux.
Cet homme ne sent du terreur;
A la terre c'est parfois.
A dessein il fait un erreur;
Elle le bat avec bois.
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A lui elle dit, "Chien!
Venez, léchez mes pieds.
Après, vous aurez providence,
Je vais sur vous pisser."
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Il n'a jamais vu telle femme:
Elle est si pleine d'ardeur
Mais s'arrête quand il s'enflamme;
Il sent à peine chaleur.
(Elle chant, vêtu à soeur.)
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Chez Dominique le douceur,
Une chose renversée,
Mais si vous choisez le douleur,
Elle vous ordonne: Rentrez!
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Dominique de votre dos
Feriez un sentier.
Pendant qu'elle fait promenade,
Pieds vous sentirez.
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Dominque jongle votre paire,
Jusqu'à bouleversé.
Cette étudiante de frère,
Bouillant, en boules versé.
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3. Dominique
REFRAIN:
Dominque the Dominatrix
Has the right tools of the trade,
Mistress on a mission.
In her eyes burns cat-like zeal
To bring this bad dog to heel.
She asks him: "How do you feel?"
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He shouts out something imprudent,
Calls her foul, nonfeline "chick."
She bawls to him: "That's impudent
I must maul you with a stick!"
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And then: "Lie down, little doggie,
Crawl to me and lick my feet.
Ex post factoe [sic] you'll be soggy;
I'll dampen you in this heat.
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He's never met such a sweet girl,
Full of fire. "Fulfill desire,"
He entreats, meeting, "Efeet [sic] churl,
Tongue-strum my toes like a lyre!"
(She sings, togged in nun's attire.)
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At sweet Dom's domicile, sweetness
Means meekness, turn-the-cheek kind.
If you're sweet on being beat, yes,
Come see D. She'll tan your hind!
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Swung partner, lady promenades--
Dom dances in dervish throe.
On your back, with dogs* that ain't bathed,
Does a dorsal dosido
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Dominique's a juggling scholar--
Studies not three, but a pair.
In her ardent work with balls, sir,
She arcs 'em into the air.
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*slang for "feet"
REFRAIN:
Dominque the Dominatrix, she ties his hand in knots
And slings him up with thongs.
On his ass she lays a board,
Quipping, "Here is your reward.
With thrashing she can't be bored.
She gives him a bonny backhand
And she says, "That's gotta sting."
Dominatrix grabs his slack gland
And on it places a ring.
REFRAIN
After a little foreflay,
She cuts him down and commands, "Crawl
To my boots and then while you're there,
Lick and don't let your tongue loll!"
REFRAIN
So he gets his tongue a-waggin'
As the lash is comin' down.
Unabashed thrashing ain't flaggin',
"Bad dog!" she laughs, with a frown.
REFRAIN
Soon his tongue and her arm tire,
Nonetheless, she's on a roll;
She cannot quell her desire
To yell epithets like "troll!"
REFRAIN
With authority she's talkin';
He prostrates himself toute de suite.
"Are you ready, boots? Start walkin'!"
She chants, dancin' to back beat.
REFRAIN
Dominatrix has some lumber:
Plank of fir that burred and spurred.
After she has spanked his bum, cur
Rankles her; her wrath's incurred.
REFRAIN
Dominatrix dudgeon is up.
After bludgeoning his girth,
"Lift your leg and pee like a pup!"
She screams; he streams; she beams: mirth.
REFRAIN
2. Dominique
REFRAIN:
Dominique, dominatrix,
Une chatte aux implements
Pour châtier méchant
Garçon qui voit dans ses yeux
Brûlant maintenant le feu
De maitresse qui sait jeux.
Cet homme ne sent du terreur;
A la terre c'est parfois.
A dessein il fait un erreur;
Elle le bat avec bois.
REFRAIN
A lui elle dit, "Chien!
Venez, léchez mes pieds.
Après, vous aurez providence,
Je vais sur vous pisser."
REFRAIN
Il n'a jamais vu telle femme:
Elle est si pleine d'ardeur
Mais s'arrête quand il s'enflamme;
Il sent à peine chaleur.
(Elle chant, vêtu à soeur.)
REFRAIN
Chez Dominique le douceur,
Une chose renversée,
Mais si vous choisez le douleur,
Elle vous ordonne: Rentrez!
REFRAIN
Dominique de votre dos
Feriez un sentier.
Pendant qu'elle fait promenade,
Pieds vous sentirez.
REFRAIN
Dominque jongle votre paire,
Jusqu'à bouleversé.
Cette étudiante de frère,
Bouillant, en boules versé.
REFRAIN
3. Dominique
REFRAIN:
Dominque the Dominatrix
Has the right tools of the trade,
Mistress on a mission.
In her eyes burns cat-like zeal
To bring this bad dog to heel.
She asks him: "How do you feel?"
REFRAIN
He shouts out something imprudent,
Calls her foul, nonfeline "chick."
She bawls to him: "That's impudent
I must maul you with a stick!"
REFRAIN
And then: "Lie down, little doggie,
Crawl to me and lick my feet.
Ex post factoe [sic] you'll be soggy;
I'll dampen you in this heat.
REFRAIN
He's never met such a sweet girl,
Full of fire. "Fulfill desire,"
He entreats, meeting, "Efeet [sic] churl,
Tongue-strum my toes like a lyre!"
(She sings, togged in nun's attire.)
REFRAIN
At sweet Dom's domicile, sweetness
Means meekness, turn-the-cheek kind.
If you're sweet on being beat, yes,
Come see D. She'll tan your hind!
REFRAIN
Swung partner, lady promenades--
Dom dances in dervish throe.
On your back, with dogs* that ain't bathed,
Does a dorsal dosido
REFRAIN
Dominique's a juggling scholar--
Studies not three, but a pair.
In her ardent work with balls, sir,
She arcs 'em into the air.
REFRAIN
*slang for "feet"
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Pardon my French, but you're a f---in' genius!
I'm still laughing at "foreflay!" I like to listen to Dominique while watching Diabolique and being dominated, too. 555!
Thanks Michael (I am going to frame your generous comment), Yoidy. "Diaboliques," brilliant film (the original, not the turkey remake). Have you ever seen "Diaboliques" director Henri-Georges Clouzot's "Wages of Fear"? Brilliant also. Remade (mostly lamely, except for the incredible truck-on-the-bridge scene) as "Sorcerer" by William Friedkin.
Hmmm....you seem well-versed in more than verses John.... ;-)
my favorite of the day...gee, i hate the OS...thanks for the rearrangement
Quite an epic, indeed...You certainly whipped this one into shape..
Hmmmm... "Wages of Fear"? I know there's a song, "Waves of Fear," by Lou Reed, who knew this subject, as evidenced by his earlier work "Venus In Furs"...
Monsieur Jean, you are very irreverent, but this was très bon.
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