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Song Parodies -> "My Sherry I Pour"

Original Song Title:

"My Cherie Amour"

Original Performer:

Stevie Wonder

Parody Song Title:

"My Sherry I Pour"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

My sherry I pour, puts me in a stunner daze.
My sherry I pour, gives my eyes a milky haze.
My sherry I pour, petty little glasses I abhor,
Take it neat and swill it by the score.
Drink like a fish or a swine.

In a café, I'm not too steady on my feet.
The maitre d' says, "Monsieur, please have a seat."
My sherry I pour. I guzzle and blithely ignore 'em:
The rules of restaurant decorum.
Judge might impose a fine.

I've a ruddy face, and my voice is getting quite loud.
"A bloody disgrace!" says someone in the pissed-off crowd.
More sherry I pour. Then I call the guy a "bloody bore!"
When I wake up, I'm sitting in court.
Judge has imposed a fine.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 10

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 5   9

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Dee Range - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Here's three 5's for your fine, John. This is very good
Johnny D - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
555 bottoms up!
alvin rhodes - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
i'm pouring you some fives
Meriadoc - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
A big improvement on the OS. :-)
Guy - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Yikes, it's that quart date again.
Ashkicksass - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Am I the only one that imagines Stevie Wonder as the sherry pourer?
John Barry - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks you all, cheries/cheris.
Adagio - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Cute one!

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