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Song Parodies -> "Toad-Lick Blues"

Original Song Title:

"Roadhouse Blues"

Original Performer:

The Doors

Parody Song Title:

"Toad-Lick Blues"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Well put your tongue on the toad,
But keep hands off the eel.
Well put your tongue on the toad,
But keep hands off the eel.
Yeah, we're goin' to the toad house,
We're gonna lick some real good slime.

Yeah on back of the toad's found
Some drug-drenched skin that glows.
Yeah on back of the toad's found
Some drug-drenched skin that glows.

Enhances your visions
Like nothing else you'll know.

Let it roll, baby roll,
Let it roll, baby roll,
Let it roll, baby roll,
Let tongue roll--don't bite. . .wrong!

Do it, froggy, do it!

Their blood is cold, cold, cold,
That's why you've been told not to bite.
Cold, cold, cold, cold-a
Chilled like mold. . . .
[Incoherent babbling]

Actin' crazy,
Actin' crazy,
And tippin' cows.
Sav'rin' titties,
Sav'rin' titties. . .
Then bite sow.

Hallucinations soarin'--
Something's crawling in my ear.
Hallucinations soarin'--
Something's crawling in my ear.
It's chewin'--I'm hurtin'--
It's a pincher bug, I fear!

Eardrum whole, buggy, whole;
Eardrum stroll, buggy, stroll;
Eardrum roll, buggy, roll;
Eardrum hole:
That bite's pronged!

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Pacing: 4.9
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Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 7

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alvin rhodes - February 23, 2005 - Report this comment
i found this intoxicating even without licking any toad slime...5s
John Barry - February 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin.
The Great Karlando - February 23, 2005 - Report this comment
You weren't watching Family Guy when you wrote this, were ya? PETER: Gregg Allmon! What did you do when times were rough? GREGG: Me? I did a lot of drugs....married some chick named Cher...I wouldn't recommend either. 555, even if it wasnt inspired by that episode.
Kristof Robertson - February 24, 2005 - Report this comment
What Al said...this is one almighty trip, dude...555

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