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Song Parodies -> "Monica"

Original Song Title:

"Donna"

Original Performer:

Richie Valens

Parody Song Title:

"Monica"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Yo, Monica, Monica,
Blow-Monica moniker.

There is a girl; Monica's her name.
Left the AG; he epitomized shame.
Not a lovely girl, from con "university"
In Virginny
(Not Liberty).

Now before Con-
gress; Fifth she's invoked.
Maybe she'll tell
What dope the dopes smoked.
Not a lovely girl, Monica's got liberty
To speak freely.

This darling ain't number 1. . .
Talking 'bout you know who.
But this one's 2. . .don't know whom she blew-ew-ew.

There is a girl, Monica's her name,
Not Lewinsky, who is much less insane.
She's a Regent girl; Monica, got her degree
In Virginny
(Incredibly
It's a J.D.!)

Faux college fer
Faux scholars,
Faux college fer
Foe squadders,
Faux college fer
Faux knowledge. . . .

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Michael Pacholek - May 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey, Bush MUST be a better President than Clinton. It took him until Year 7 of his Presidency, not Year 6, to be hurt by a woman named Monica and an embarrassing stain! Nothing embarrassing about the fives I'm giving you, though.
Johnny D - May 25, 2007 - Report this comment
JB, invoke these three Fifths.
alvin - May 25, 2007 - Report this comment
much better than the OS
AFW - May 25, 2007 - Report this comment
I remember this old time R and R classic...excellent rewrite
John Barry - May 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Michael, JD, Alvin, AFW.
Dee Range - May 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Another Monica? I'm barely over the first one. Have a cigar with these 5's

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