Yo, Monica, Monica,
Blow-Monica moniker.

There is a girl; Monica's her name.
Left the AG; he epitomized shame.
Not a lovely girl, from con "university"
In Virginny
(Not Liberty).

Now before Con-
gress; Fifth she's invoked.
Maybe she'll tell
What dope the dopes smoked.
Not a lovely girl, Monica's got liberty
To speak freely.

This darling ain't number 1. . .
Talking 'bout you know who.
But this one's 2. . .don't know whom she blew-ew-ew.

There is a girl, Monica's her name,
Not Lewinsky, who is much less insane.
She's a Regent girl; Monica, got her degree
In Virginny
(Incredibly
It's a J.D.!)

Faux college fer
Faux scholars,
Faux college fer
Foe squadders,
Faux college fer
Faux knowledge. . . .