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Song Parodies -> "Pump"

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Original Performer:

Presidents of the USA

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Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Pump out my bedroom, a boggy marsh,
Looks like an ocean--I think I'll need an ark.
The flow is huge--it's a BFD;
I've got to go right now and locate my PFD.*

Please pump, please pump,
Make a beachhead.
Please pump, please pump, please pump,
I wet the bed.

Pump like large leaks on the bounding main
Were swamping a ship that held lots of cotton and grain
And was within sight of dry land.
I'd pumped while asleep. . .overstocked my bladder gland.

Please pump, please pump,
Make a beachhead.
Please pump, please pump, please pump. . .

Pump limpets and lone sharks out with seaweed clumps.
Pump slippery fish; stop grumblin' in the sump.
I'm sorry I went between the sheets. . .
Luckily not a poo-colonic sea.

Please pump, please pump,
From the beachhead.
Please pump, please pump, please pump. . .
It starts to ebb.

You pumped--has it abated?
I think so.
You pumped--is that the bedstead?
I think so.
Next pump, will I use the head?
I think so.
Have punch before I go bed?
I'll drink no!

*personal flotation device

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 6

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Kristof Robertson - August 17, 2005 - Report this comment
You're a very strange man, Mr Barry...has anyone ever told you that? ;-) This was freaky but fun. 555
John Barry - August 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Kristof. My family tells me that frequently.

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