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Song Parodies -> "Denny's Gotta Get"

Original Song Title:

"Bennie and the Jets"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Denny's Gotta Get"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Page kids, hear about the feather-
brain with the spotlight on him
For not keeping Mark on tether?
Just another fat-cat pol blight,
He's thick around.
It's clear he oughta face the music
For all that went down:
This fatty let Foley ply his trade--no sweat!
It's time to get out;
D-D-D-Denny's gotta get.

He's also geared to be plunderful,
Oh, Denny can count those beans.
He wears expensive suits
Stuffed with snared loot;
Those G-notes' heft makes him much fatter seem.
D-D-D-Denny was Jack's* pet.

Page kids, Den can't let the race get
Won in the Sun by
Some damn Dem, so let's face it:
Seat must survive, and maybe yours will get pronged.
Left here by your parents, you look fresh and sweet
To Mark, and by Den you've been wronged.
His folly let Foley ply his trade--no sweat!
It's time to get out;
D-D-D-Denny's gotta get.

Now Den has fear, 'cause he's blunderful,
Would let Foley fool in jeans.
He left a lecher coot
To the pursuit
(Fifty-two-year-old man) of lads just teens--
D-D-D-Denny's gotta get.

He wears expensive suits
Stuffed with snared loot,
A bloated kleptocratic man of means;
D-D-D-Denny's gotta get.

Denny, . . . D-D-D-Denny was Jack's pet.
Denny, . . . D-D-Denny knew Mark sought pets.
Denny, . . . D-D-D-Denny's gotta get.


*Abramoff

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Pacing: 4.3
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Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 6

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alvin rhodes - October 18, 2006 - Report this comment
d-d-d-delightful
Captain Anus - October 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Barney's gonna get... your ass.
J. Dennis Hastert - October 18, 2006 - Report this comment
To the dick who voted 1s: the song is right, I should step down. But being the political porker that I am, I'll do everything I can to hang on because as I've demonstrated, my sole goal is power. Screw the pages. Screw the country.
Lionel Mertens - October 18, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm glad you're not on the same page as them Mr. Barry. 5's
Michael Pacholek - October 19, 2006 - Report this comment
It's not easy to write a parody about the Speaker, since there aren't a lot of words that rhyme with "Hastert." For doing it, and doing it well, five censure motions.
north london nutty nige - November 19, 2006 - Report this comment
i did hear,that eltons granny thought that when 'bennie and the jets' was riding high,in the 70"s...well,she thought the song was entitled...wait for it... 'penny in the gents'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but bernie taupin is the writer,not ej.and he izdawiz

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