-> "Hues: Bad/Bland Art"
Original Song Title:
"Huge Tank: Tsar"
Parody Song Title:
"Hues: Bad/Bland Art"
Canvas is blank as a sailing sheet
framed, it comprises several square feet.
This ain’t the province of an artist of silkscreen
who deals with a medium that we’ve all seen,
What’s he/she do in the field of art?
It is the time to explore
just what’s up in the artists’ arc.
Is it beaux? (That's a beaut.)
Fine art, or does its devolve into kitsch?
Maybe merely middle of the road?
The answer isn’t all that hard to find
if you’re not a critic in aesthetic bind.
Ogle visuals—hues: bland art,
palette is underpowered.
Ogle visuals—hues: bland art;
it’s vulgar, some muse.
Ogle visuals—hues: bad art. . .
palette is not admired.
Chalk artists’ work is much more pure,
you will see when you view.
Glowering, I look at it from all ways:
it looks just like Kinkade kitsch pastiche before he passed away.
Is smacks of atelier à la carte. . .
metaphysical question: what is art?!
Crap from K-Mart?!
Ontology isn’t far
from this query about art.
But now I need to depart
and return to what’s viewed.
or else the wigged man—
one or the other originated this aphor-ism;
like it; it’s snide.
You can take either one’s side.*
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