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Song Parodies -> "Guy’s Talking to a Chair"

Original Song Title:

"Clint Saw Him Standing There"

Original Performer:

Michael Pacholek

Parody Song Title:

"Guy’s Talking to a Chair"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

What’s dude see? Pours?

Well, it was some senseless scene,
was no “Gran Torin.”
It’s a gaping look I did, but nothing there.
What’s he gawk? We can’t discover (view?).
The guy’s talking to a chair!

Well, we didn’t see anyone, but he
was engrossed in conversation with the air.
Did hallucinations hover (spooks)
just above that empty chair?

Well, he didn’t zoom
through lines in that room.
He went well beyond his time.

Oh, he blathered that night,
but there was no one in sight. . .
went on much too long
with incoherent fare.
Was there a chance he’d been guzzling (booze)
as he talked to that blank chair?

Well, he didn’t zoom
through lines in that room.
Might have had a little wine?

Oh, he babbled that night.
It’s been a long time since “Tight[rope].”
Went on much too long. . .
nor was it “Dirty Har.”
All of this was very puzzling (dude?!)
as he bawled to no one there,
while all stared at just a chair.
Why was this man on the air?!

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Pacing: 4.0
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Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 8

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Michael Pacholek - September 06, 2012 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but... psych... Thanks, John.
Rob Arndt - September 06, 2012 - Report this comment
Excellent REPresentation and DEM good ;-) 555!!!
Quyjibo - January 13, 2021 - Report this comment
Isn't the actual OS "I Saw Her Standing There" by the Beatles??

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