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Song Parodies -> "The Patty Melt I Chew"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"The Patty Melt I Chew"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

The patty melt I chew
Tastes mighty fine.

I love that gloppy casein glue--
It's divine 'n'
My kind o' dinin'.

Ain't cooked in a pan; it's
Broiled golden brown.
Once it's in my hand, it's
Noshed, gnashed, and gnawed, then it’s swallowed down.

The patty melt I chew
Tastes beyond fine. . .
Divine!

Love to chew
Casein glue;
I'll eat two.
I could do any chow,
But I don't care
For gastronomy. . .
That's haute—nohow. . .

Just cheesy.
Bad-for-me melts—they'll do
Each time I dine.

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Timmy1000 - July 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Good song and good food
Mark Scotti - July 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Three fifths pounder on that one!!
Christie Marie M - July 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Juicy and delicious!! 555 patty melts in your mouth!!
LilPattyCakes - July 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Pirate Jack, Captain a-JAB, if you don't restrict your diet, Sir, you'll be the next Knight that ends up in the hands of the Ghoulish Docs in hospital !
alvin - July 10, 2009 - Report this comment
now i want a patty melt...fun parody

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