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Song Parodies -> "Pampas Trip for Mark"

Original Song Title:

"Dancing in the Dark"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"Pampas Trip for Mark"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Pampas trip for Mark*
To his new friend,
A Pampas chick for Mark--
It’s a new bend.
He’s tangoing, the guvnor
And he ain’t here.
My! Nervy guy,
He’s here, then gone.

Booking, he, a flight
To his new love.
His staff doles out bullshite.
Where are you, gov?
He’s got to face the music; the press here.
Pants off had gov Mark.

Whoa! His love is bold. . .
Had his schlong unrolled.
The guy has come undone.
Not the party line.
Hear the Party whine.
“'Cara mia'. . .my career!”
Pand’ring still is Mark.

*Sanford, gov. of South Carolina

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Total Votes: 4

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alvin - June 25, 2009 - Report this comment
lol @ "pants off"
Mark Scotti - June 25, 2009 - Report this comment
He wanted to be the "BOSS" of the Pampas!!! LOL
MadameDeTokeVille - June 26, 2009 - Report this comment
Captain Jack, alias SirSweaty, you do realize that here in NorCAL ~pampas grass~ is a FIRE HAZARD, Sir !

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