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Song Parodies -> "The Mitt Fest Song"

Original Song Title:

"The Christmas Song"

Original Performer:

Nat King Cole

Parody Song Title:

"The Mitt Fest Song"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Chet’s nut roasting in an Onan pyre—
Jacked off: finger-frigging throes.
Tool pried, handled, beating. . .hung with desire—
Grand strokes: ’rect, up. . .guy’s set to blow.

Everybody knows a jerky-handed missile-grow
Helps to make the seizin’ tight.
Tight kneads wrought, then his eyes start to glow.
It’s mighty hard and beat tonight.

He knows somatatropic “whey”
Unloads. . .“yule log” of boy is goosed and is in play.
And many muggy piles of tissues dry
Containing drained smears. Cleared from nose? Pounding guy!

An mo’ he “off”ering, this diddle phase:
Dude’s mitts thrum on hewed mighty “yew.”
Ball throe zips to head; man seed primed, man seed sprays. . .
Merry mitt fest anew.

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Old Man Ribber - December 23, 2010 - Report this comment
JAB - Get hold of yourself!! hehe "Master"ful job! ;D
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