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Song Parodies -> "Sen'torfold"

Original Song Title:

"Centerfold"

Original Performer:

J. Geils Band

Parody Song Title:

"Sen'torfold"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Drives a truck, had good luck,
Won, he—some defeat!
The hometown boy from Bay State
Gonna take his D.C. seat.

Sinecure with blow[hard] flakes—
Whole bunch of wretches reign.
The Democrats in the Bay State
Are wrecked and retch in pain.

In years gone by, Good Lookin’s in a girlie magazine—
He posed in Cosmo naked; in those pages he was seen.

His butt he showed;
“It’s lechery!” opponents scold.
The Bay State got a sen’torfold,
Bay State got a sen’torfold.
(repeat)

Slipped off clothes until undressed. . .
Now he’s slinkin’ down to Congress.
Wasn’t shy back in the day—
His pork barrel to eye?

Now he’s walking in the shoes
Of Teddy—who’d guess them Dems could lose?
Who did lose his clothes? Scotty.
Butt-naked was that guy.

He’d doffed duds like sweaters—
Dude’s pants off pulled and such.
Not seamy, just a sex cliché;
For real seamy, go Dutch!

His butt once showed,
His pecker wreathed in hand’s abode.
The Bay State got a sen’torfold,
Bay State got a sen’torfold.
(repeat)

It’s OK, guy undone gland;
It ain’t ’s though gent went Neverland.
It’s old, that issue; it’s long gone
In [Congressional] Quarterly he’ll have clothes on.

Play the part on the Hill—
Once-naked part, the swive-sprit:
He’ll place it where it won’t swell—Looms;*
No gaping at his privates.

That part—can’t see; pants not unstripped;
For pages—not Mark-type-unzipped.**
Oh no, no need decry him
Though ’ho. . .Congress. Who’s gonna buy him?

His butt now clothed;
Once Teddy’s seat now his abode.
His name’s now on the Senate roll. . .
Paid for like all sen’tor trolls.


*Fruit of the
**Mark Foley: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Foley_scandal

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Johnny D - January 25, 2010 - Report this comment
What can Brown do to YOU? ;-)
Old Man Ribber - January 25, 2010 - Report this comment
Fair enough, and funny as well ;D
MadameDeTokeVille - January 25, 2010 - Report this comment
And this is all true . . . Boo hoo . . . the ~US~ Government has sunk to this ! . . . . Thanks for the scoop, SenorNueve . . .
Mark Scotti - January 25, 2010 - Report this comment
Gives new meaning to how he's going the "spread" his views!!!
AFW - January 25, 2010 - Report this comment
Super spoofin'
Ann Hammond - January 25, 2010 - Report this comment
he he
blackjack21 - January 25, 2010 - Report this comment
The naked truth.
Christie Marie M - January 25, 2010 - Report this comment
I echo all comments above! Yep, a flaunting-ly hilarious parody! God forbid if he ever took a job at Chippendales! 555.

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