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Song Parodies -> "Tie It Looser!"

Original Song Title:

"I'm a Loser"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Tie It Looser!"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Tie it looser!
Tie it looser!
Cause these knots could be de-spearing me.

This form of love is like taming a hoss.
This form of love needs a slave and a boss.
You are a girl at whose feet low I bend,
But this time you've got the rope too tightened!

Tie it looser!
I'm not joshing, I say sincerely,
Tie it looser!
This is not a customary plea.

I hope for lash after you've tied me down.
Beneath your mask, do you laugh, do you frown?
My tears are falling, which gets us both high.
I don't mind welts, but zealously you tie.

Tie it looser!
I might lose something that's dear to me!
Tie it looser!
The knots tauten as you hear my plea.

For what I've done, I deserve the "ingrate"
Sobriquet you lay on as you berate.
And though it's true, ties come before lash falls,
Your knots literally causing blue balls.

Tie it looser!
Otherwise you will strangulate me
Tie it looser!
The goal's not to emasculate me.

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alvin rhodes - July 29, 2005 - Report this comment
i just love a good love song...5s
Red Ant - July 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Congratz on 800 ( well 810 ) parodies now. DKTOS but from the title I had a feeling this was funny. I had to restrain my laughter.
John Barry - July 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Alvin, Red Ant.

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