-> "Face-Hair Denier"
Original Song Title:
"Hey There, Delilah"
Parody Song Title:
Out they hiked in New York City
When madman started to bray;
He railed that Israel is sh!tty. . .
Hates each Jew.
He’s rather fond of Hitler too
In World War II.
Wants missiles that go the distance
To exterminate Israelis
Who have put up strong resistance. . .
Rule the skies,
Otherwise they know their country dies.
He can’t abide.
Oh, you are a dude hairy,
Oh, you are a dude scary,
Oh, you are a dupe hairy,
Oh, you are a dupe scary.
Life for you is getting hard
Because most of the world
Ain’t too fond of you and retard pards--
Make girls wear hoods.
Let’s face it: females only good
To serve man’s woods.
More isolated each day
Because the simpleton clerics love you;
The feeling goes both ways.
You write that all
History is just a smokescreen pall.
You do appall.
Oh, you are a douche hairy,
Oh, you are a douche scary,
Dude who’d never do Mary,
Dude’d do Mary’s pal fleecy.
A thousand AD’s where you are
In thought, though you ride in a car.
A crock is everything you have got to say.
Your friends, like you, completely nuts,
A laughingstock, in case you didn’t know,
You, nutcase that won’t go away.
Denier, pompadour your ’do,
Then put a bullet through
That cranium with rotted brain.
Your thoughts, insane!
It’s certain that few would miss you,
Just neo-Nazis who kiss you
And who also shove in goats their tool.
You’d like to rewrite history from your view
Even though you are loose a screw.
Your land not free till they’re rid of you,
Bad-hair denier, and your crew.
Need your adieu.
Euw! you are a dude scary,
Euw! you’ve got a do’ scary,
You have a worldview scary,
Ewe--you’d never do Mary.
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