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Song Parodies -> "Moe, Meanie One, Raps Curly"

Original Song Title:

"Bohemian Rhapsody"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Moe, Meanie One, Raps Curly"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

My second threesome-themed take on the OS.

You hear his squeals, rife,
one of them’s “soitenly.”
Then the fat man slides
around the floor circularly.
Poke in the eyes
digitally, abruptly.
He is a poked boy, along with pal Larry,
slapped by the meanie one, meanie Moe—
hits ’em high, hits ’em low.
Look out—there’s a shin blow! Then Moe is on a rapping spree.

“Woo-woo-woo!” trills the man. . .
gets a punch upside the head;
parted fingers signal dread.
“Nyuk, nyuk!” cries the tubby one.
Punch! POW!! Eyes gouged. Moe-made moan on the way.
“Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo!”
Moe’s a mean and angry guy
who finds the time to grind five in gut furrows—
Curly pawed, Curly pawn in his moptop sibling’s madness.

Bruised pate, pried eye, kicked bum
sends shivers up the spine;
body aches and don’t feel fine.
Food fight everybody—fly’n’ pie hits Moe:
gonna beat offending guy, knock out a tooth.
“Moe, Moe! Owwwwwwwwww!!”
(Then there’s a cheek-skin blow)
“I feel like I’ll die!”
Moe’s got no empathy, so scorn befalls
the far-from-little billowed [peso] netto of a man. . .
starts a “Woo. . .” starts a “Woo. . .” Phonetical farrago.

Thump his throat and bite him; he responds fightingly.
Mauling-crazed Moe,
mauling makes Moe
all-in way go.
Gall! He’ll pay, oh!
maul repay, so:
finger poke. . .man hit with oak.

Butt kick for the poor boy; his woe body’s chubby,
a punched and groped boy by one of family,
spared not from fights with this Moenstrosity.
Cheek is clubbed, cheek gets blow. . .ill-will-possessed Moe.

Big fella, whoa! get hits that rips his clothes. . .
wrecked, his clothes.
Bit fella is nipped right on the nose,
dents on nose,
Bris’d fella is kicked where skin’s no mo’,
wrenched cojo[ne]s.

Moe’s engrossed in throes, stomps on toes, wrenches,
dishes out the blows, despite “No!”s
“Oh, Moe, no, no, no. . . !”

Moe mashed a femur, smashed a femur, bashed a femur, bent a toe—
beat well his broth-er Jerome, AKA Curly.
“Curly?”
Fur-free!

Moe don’t think—he just sends his fingers in their eyes.
If they blink, then they might fend off that digit pry.
Moe’s ragey mad, but he’s also cagey:
just gonna get off, get off one last tweak of the ear.

[Columbia Studio sound effects]

Nutjob and a madman—
id is running free—
puncher and a slapper, punching Larry but more Curly.

Never reins it in, Moe.

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Lifeliver - March 22, 2013 - Report this comment
Oh, wise guy, huh, tryin'a upstage me eh? Why you ... (insert act of gratuirous violence). But this is so out there that you did! It seems that somebody doesn't think much of their Queen served up slapstick though ... Moe'll fix that 'knucklehead'. Because of the disjointed dialogue, it is difficult to follow without playing the OS against it, but it works when you do.
Lifeliver - March 22, 2013 - Report this comment
Neglected to mention the title switch: pure vintage JB.
AFW - March 22, 2013 - Report this comment
Entertaining romp with the famous trio...pokes ya' right in the eye...as vivid as their flicks
Jonathan - March 22, 2013 - Report this comment
love Bohemian Rhapsody love The Three Stooges a parody match made in heaven! 5's!
Rob Arndt - March 24, 2013 - Report this comment
Sorry that I almost missed ya at the bottom- late 555 for "The Boys".
John Lomain - March 24, 2013 - Report this comment
Always a funny topic, well written

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