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Song Parodies -> "Monsignor and Gang"

Original Song Title:

"McNamara's Band"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Monsignor and Gang"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/05/20/irish-reform-schools-thou_n_205719.html
Oh, me name is McNamara;
I’m the leader of the band
That likes to use boys’ bums fer
The relievin’ of the gland.
We take these lads for beddings
And have ourselves a ball.
And when we splay some poonerals,
We splay those in our thrall.

Oh, the bums go bang
By the missal gang
In reform school every day.
McCarthy pumps a hole and soon
Upon a pipe he’ll play.
And Hennessey, menace, he, tootles a flute
After booty with a prang.
Discredit to old Ireland are Monsignor and gang.

Oh, to tame those punks, with rulers nuns
Rap them from knuckles to bum.
They flay in McNamara’s band
And bang boys like a drum.
The Sisters do not skip a beat
On lads or on a wang.
They shout, “This reform school is just
A place where we can hang.”

The priests bare a bunch of shamrocks;
“Off with uniforms!” they scream.
Looking the other way is the See
While pedophile teams teem.
There’s O’Brien who’s prying
A he can and she span.
This bunch in Ireland is criminal,
But the See just gives it a wave of the hand.

Oh, the nuns get banged
And the kids get pranged.
In reform school, that’s the way.
McCarthy loves to troll and soon
Upon a fife he’ll play.
And Hennessey, men-ass he; booty is cute,
Yet he scoots to toot what hangs.
Discredit to old Ireland is Monsignor’s bang gang.


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Patrick - July 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Catholic bashing and Irish bashing all in one song. That's not the way I remember my Dad singing it. In fact, I don't remember any priests mistreating any altar boys or even having occasions when they could have done such things. Maybe I was just lucky, or perhaps someone has some motivation for pushing these tales. Still, a good rendition with some clever lyrics.
TJC - July 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Very funny liturgical lampoonery! And, to paraphrase Tom Leherer, "Time to glans-substanciate!"
Fiddlegirl - July 16, 2009 - Report this comment
An amusing treatment of a subject that is anything but!
Timmy1000 - July 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Funny song for a tragic circumstance.
< ! ! ! > - July 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Hey, Lord ~Scoot 0'Toot~ . . . Here's a boot for you, Sir ! !
John Barry - July 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Patrick, TJC, Fiddlegirl, Timmy, !!!
alvin - July 19, 2009 - Report this comment
a direct hit

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